Crazy Dreams

Lately my dreams have been increasingly psychotic. The first one went something like this.
I was doing a cooking demonstration and I wanted to impress my audience so I had my suex chef fetch a very large koi that I was keeping in the swimming pool just for the occasion. I then proceded to cut the fish so that I could cook it. The flesh of the fish was really oily and had a weird texture and it was really gross, keep in mind I am a vegetarian and I don't eat meat- ever. It was really gross and I felt nasty for a long time after that.
I seem to have crazier dreams when I am sick. Don't worry there are more to come!